First Atomic Clock Wristwatch
- A HP 5071A Cesium Beam Primary Frequency Reference can in fact be used as a wrist watch. You have a choice of stainless steel or adjustable nylon band.
- http://www.leapsecond.com/pages/atomic-bill/

PhysicsSongs.org
- Songs, and links to sites with more of them.
- http://www.haverford.edu/physics-astro/songs/

QuarkDance.org!
- Lawrence Berkeley National Laboratory's Particle Data Group welcomes you to see its Quark Dance website which is a gateway to many exciting physics websites.
- http://pdg.lbl.gov/quarkdance/

Theological Thermodynamics
- This document reproduces two classics of science parody/humor. The first applies the physics of thermodynamics to conclude that Heaven is hotter than Hell. The second is a response which combines Biblical evidence with thermodynamics to argue that, while
- http://www.lhup.edu/~dsimanek/hell.htm

Angels on a Pin
- The possibly true story of the many possible ways of determining the height of a building using only a barometer.
- http://www.lhup.edu/~dsimanek/angelpin.htm

UT-Chattanooga Collection of Physics Humor
- Wide variety of physics jokes and humorous essays.
- http://www.utc.edu/physics/physicshumor0.html

BBspot - Overclocker Creates Rift in Space-Time Continuum
- A rift in the space-time continuum was created when overclocker Jamie Aperman ran a 750 MHz Coppermine Pentium III at 1.6 GHz. It appears that the CPU was operating so fast that it began to execute instructions before they arrived.
- http://bbspot.com/News/2000/5/clock_rift.html

BBspot - Half-Life 2 Physics Engine Contains Grand Unified Theory
- Physicists at Cornel-Putnam University (CPU) confirmed yesterday the Holy Grail of Physics, the Grand Unified Theory, is contained in the Half-Life 2 source code.
- http://bbspot.com/News/2003/12/valve_unified_theory.html

Buttered Cat
- Stick a buttered piece of bread on the back of a cat, then throw the cat out a window. The result may surprise you.
- http://www.flippyscatpage.com/butteredcat.html

Physics Song Book
- New physics lyrics to classic tunes.
- http://www.dctech.com/physics/humor/songs.php

Evil Squirrels and Physicists
- Squirrels are known to hate mankind. First they got the midgets, now they eat the physicists.
- http://photoemission.tripod.com/evilsquirrel/

SatireWire - Scientist Splits Atom, Finds Toy Prize Inside
- A Princeton physicist recently split an atom of hydrogen and found a toy prize inside, the journal Science reported in its June issue. [Contains fictitious information.]
- http://www.satirewire.com/news/may02/prizes.shtml

The Physics Crackpot Index
- A fun site which outlines how you can tell if a new theory is really from a crackpot.
- http://math.ucr.edu/home/baez/crackpot.html

Profession Jokes - Physicists
- A collection, including "you might be a physicist if".
- http://www.workjoke.com/projoke25.htm

The Non Abelian Names of God
- A scientific paper parody which includes "The Theory Formerly Known as Strings","The Stages of a Theory" and a dictionary of common phrases.
- http://insti.physics.sunysb.edu/~siegel/parodies/nonabel.html

Super G-String Field Theory
- A sequel to the original paper on g-string theory.
- http://insti.physics.sunysb.edu/~siegel/parodies/sgsft.html

The Super G-String
- A parody of modern string theories written in the form of a research paper.
- http://insti.physics.sunysb.edu/~siegel/parodies/sgs.html

Love and Tensor Algebra
- A poem by Stanislaw Lem
- http://www.ee.duke.edu/~wrankin/misc/tensor.html

Einstein, Heisenberg, Tipler
- A story of interviews between these men and God, intended to determine if they should enter Heaven.
- http://www.fourmilab.ch/documents/eht.html

Sokal's Paper
- A physicists attempt to prove his hypothesis that: a leading North American journal of cultural studies . . . would publish an article liberally salted with nonsense if (a)it sounded good and (b) it flattered the editors' ideological preconceptions
- http://www.sablesys.com/sokal.html

Politically Correct Physics
- Revised physics course descriptions.
- http://www.jefflindsay.com/PCPhysics.shtml